The Intern Project


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My department got an intern 2 weeks ago. It is my philosophy that interns should be hazed. Today is part 1 of the installment.

Meet Puyan. We call him P-Diddy, Puffy, Diddy, Punani, etc. Diddy is a 22 year old student at a technical institution in town. He seems like a good kid, but over-eager and very naive.

Wednesday, 9:45 AM - We decided we would start the pranks by messing with his equipment. Before he got to work, we stole his monitor cable. Harmless, right? Puyan wasn't amused. He went to the supply room to get another cable and returned cussing up a storm.

10:15 AM - We were reminded of the building fire drill that was to occur. One of our co-workers has a bum leg, so Puyan decided to take the elevator with bum-leg downstairs before the fire drill started. A 22 year old not wanting to walk down 11 flights of stairs just smacks of laziness. So we stole his monitor cable again. **NOTE - This was done out of spite and punishment.

10:45 AM - We returned from the fire drill with more cussing from the intern as he realized again we had stolen his monitor cable. He went to the supply room to get another.

12:45 PM - I conspired with someone not in our department to steal his monitor cable while we were at lunch. As we were walking out of the building, Puyan decided he wasn't hungry and took the elevator back upstairs. By this time, his monitor cable was already gone. He went to the supply room to get another.

4:15 PM - While he was in a meeting, we decided to steal his cable again. We went behind his monitor to unhook the cable, only to find he had zip-tied it to the monitor. We took a pocket knife and cut the tie, then stole the cable. He went to the supply room to get another one amidst much cussing.

Thursday - 9:45 AM - Puyan got to work today and was greeted with this.

We had taken every monitor cable we could find and stacked them on his desk, however, we stole his monitor.

Tomorrow I think we will zip-tie everything on his desk together.

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