Nobel "I'm gonna kill you mother f*&^%er" Prize


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The Nobel Prize really is a joke anyway. There seems to be two lists. The list I remember as a kid with Mother Theresa and the like and the other list with people like Betty Williams. So 30 years ago this idiot protests England's killing an IRA member (read: Irish Al Qaeda) because after the English gentlemen shot the McMurderer he veered off the road killing a few innocent people (for probably the 50th time). Williams makes leaflets and signs and whatever and gets the prize.

Just so we know Ms. Williams, how'd the IRA do for 30 years following that prize? Appeasement defined.

After babbling on to a few hundred schoolchildren about how Ms. Williams would love to "kill George Bush", the aspiring assassin-of-peace tells her story:

"We went to a hospital where there were 200 children; they were beautiful, all of them, but they had cancers that the doctors couldn't even recognize. From the first Gulf War, the mothers' wombs were infected. "
----- Pause for WMD proof # 9246, for anyone still counting -----
After asking a doctor if he thought they would make it Ms. Williams continued, "He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'None, not one'. They needed five different kinds of medication to treat the cancers that the children had, and the embargoes laid on by the United States and the United Nations only allowed them three."

Williams never said which George Bush, so why not assume both here. Let's review. Saddam Hussein ignores international law, invades Kuwait, among other things kills hundreds of Kuwaiti babies in incubators (if only we had a peace-lover to protect them), and then the UN steps up, lead by who else, the US. Saddam Hussein then uses WMDs which gives his people cancer needing "five different types of medications" to treat.

GHWB stops Hussein's ass into the desert.

Years later, after defying his own signed agreement with the UN, Saddam Hussein chooses to break a law whose punishment is embargoes. For several reasons, we can't trust his word that he isn't preparing to nuke us into the stone age and eventually the embargoes are enforced while Saddam pockets billions from the Oil for Food program. After a few thousand US citizens are killed, and given historical proof of Saddam using WMDs and lying to us, we don't trust his latest assertions and the US decides to act.

GWB stop his ass into the desert. A new government is formed. Embargoes are lifted. Medicine, iPods, and Britney Spears for all.

So, the moral of this story is George Bush should be killed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Am I the only one who thinks the whole world has gone crazy?

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